Finding out that your best friends may or may not have adopted a goat for your birthday.

His name is Herbert.

  1. darrenisnotyourfloozy posted this

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood - blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.""
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